- US Consul: What is your name?
- Arab subject: Abdul Aziz.
- Consul: Sex?
- Arab: Six to ten times a week.
- Consul: I mean, male or female?
- Arab: Both male and female and sometimes even camels.
- Consul: Holy cow!
- Arab: Yes, cows and dogs too!!!
- Consul: Man... isn't it hostile?
- Arab: Horse style, dog style, any style!
- Consul: Oh... dear!
- Arab: Deer? - No deer, they run too fast!
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